xenosagaepisodeone:

beaky-peartree:

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

• he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
• it’s tommy wiseau

• there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time
  

lovetechnique:

sometimes i hate tumblr but then one of you posts a picture of a little cow with curly hair. and i remember why im here.

joshsundquist:

Has anyone ever finished an entire chapstick?

(Source: joshsundquist)

glassandeyes:

ur internet name is [first name] + “[discord name]” + [tumblr url]

i’m seth “glass” glassandeyes